Why some people shouldn't have children

My dumbass, retarded Andy Warhol look-alike VP recently told us that his 1.5 year old baby was getting to be quite big. When my boss asked him what he was feeding him, he said bananas and Power Bars cause "that's what I eat". Fucking worthless retardo boy (he literally looks and acts like a retarded Andy Warhol) is a maniac cyclist and doesn't eat anything except for bagels, banana's and Power Bars. Literally. This is all this monkey eats. He also sleeps in a special chamberized bed that simulates high altitude (i.e. low oxygen levels). The years of oxygen deprivation apparently has taken a toll on the fucker's brain since he's now feeding his baby Power Bars. I wouldn't feed my neighbor's dog that shit, let alone a 20 month baby. Babies eat baby food, not blocks of hardened quasi-fruit cakes.

I'm thinking of calling child services.