I want to marry Carrie Prejean. She's a good, wholesome Christian who likes wearing bikinis and making "videos". I like bikinis and "videos". And she's a woman, so you know, I can like marry her and stuff. We will procreate, because God said we can via his intelligent design of my penis and her vagina.
Carrie Prejean Makes the Perfect Wife
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Thursday, November 19, 2009 |
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