I wish our electoral system worked like air travel

I travel a decent amount for my work and I earn enough miles that I can usually upgrade to business class or first class every other flight. I requested an upgrade on my recent flight to New York and was granted one rather easily. As I boarded my flight in Los Angeles, I realized why it was so easy to get the upgrade. Half the plane was either business class or first class and the remaining economy class was what United calls "Premier" seats. Basically, these are seats with a lot more legroom. The service was awesome. The seats recline almost completely horizontally. I got a DVD player. Great food. Excellent drinks. And enough legroom even for Shaq. Basically it was the most pimp flight I've ever been on. I asked the hostess why this flight was so different from any other flight I've flown. Apparently, United offers a special set of flights they call Personal Service (P.S.). You can only get these flights from Los Angeles, New York, and San Francisco. That's right, the best domestic flights you'll find in America fly out of the heart of liberal, blue America. You won't find a P.S. flight flying from Little Rock to Columbus, or flying out of any square inch of Mizzoura. United knows where the bling is. It's in the same cities and states that generate the most GDP, pay most of the taxes, and generally keep this country from sliding into the godam 19th century.

So how does this link to our voting system? We should change our voting system so that electoral votes are assigned based on % GDP or taxable income. In a capitalist, market-driven country, this should be the only fair way. If you're a minimum-wage earning gay-hater in one of these red states and barely paying any taxes, then your conservative, right-wing vote should only be worth a fraction of my 36% marginal tax rate paying, economy contributing, liberal mother-fucking vote. You pay, you play. Otherwise, stay home, bang your sister, and shut the fuck up about morals.