What Kind of Beer Goggles Have I Been Wearing?

Posted: Sunday, October 04, 2009 | Posted by Jaba |

A dear female friend of mine recently called me to ask me why I'm "dating someone with Down Syndrome". Ouch. I tried explaining to her that my girl does not, in fact, have Down Syndrome. She would have none of it. "Just look at her eyes. They're not even pointed in the same direction." Again, ouch.

Fellas, if your girl has a little bit of baby fat, she can workout. If she's a bit homely looking, she can get a make-over. However, if your girl looks like she's inflicted with a horrible genetic disease, it's probably fair to say that it's time to move on.

Please help my girl and others dealing with Down Syndrome by donating to the National Down Syndrome Society.