I'm going to start randomly going to bailout recipients’ houses and just walk in, grab some cookies out of their cupboard, help myself to some beer from their fridge…when they protest, I’ll tell them “Hey Ass, that’s my fucking tax dollars paying for this shit. You’re lucky you don’t have a hot daughter or else I’d help me to some of that as well”.
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