The problem with lefty Democrats

Posted: Thursday, February 17, 2005 | Posted by Jaba |

So I work with this little shit head...let's call him Speedo Boy. He's a wormy, nerdish, tree-hugging, Stanford-MBA think I'm hot shit pussy. I really can't stand the guy. He always wants to go eat lunch cause he thinks we're buddies, and today I was stuck having to actually go with him. Unfortunately he's a Democrat, and on the car ride back to the office we started to talk about politics. I said something about how I thought the Bush adinistration blew a once in a lifetime (country's lifetime, not mine) opportunity to crush terrorism after 9/11 by not taking advantage of the global goodwill that transpired after the tragedy. Speedo Boy proceeded to jump in and tell me how fucked up America is, how we've murdered millions of people in our history, how we should be more like the Europeans, yada yada yada. It's assholes like this motherfucker that gives Democrats a bad name. Does the Bush Administration suck ass? Yes. Does the Republican party, which more than half the country's population voted for, stand for bigotry and elitism? Absolutely. Are the red states filled with backward ass, hypocritical, cousin marrying fuckheads? Need you ask? Does all this mean that America sucks? FUCK NO!!! This is the greatest country in the world, and all the Frenchy loving commies like Speedo Boy should all leave the country if they think its so bad over here. These pricks are as bad for the Democratic party as the Christian Right (which, btw, they're neither) are for the Republican party.