It Isn't Often You See Breast Cream Used in Public

BANGKOK (Reuters) - A promotion for breast enhancing cream that involved three models having a 15 minute mammary massage in public has caused a furor in Thailand, with family groups saying it violates traditional values and morality. The controvery subsides when it's reported that the models were really male "dragon ladies". President Clinton, who stopped by Bangkok as part of his tsunami relief efforts, promptly left after the true identity of the models were revealed.